30 Original Halloween Jokes for the Whole Porch

Inside this ranking: 15 headline-making yachts, following the source's published order and reported estimates. Prices can change and should be read as editorial estimates rather than live appraisals.

• Pumpkin Rehearsal and Ghost Laundry — Pumpkin Rehearsal and Ghost Laundry. The carved pumpkin practiced its grin before the porch contest.
• Broom Parking and Cloud Cover — Broom Parking and Cloud Cover. Why did the witch practice parking her broom?
• Porch Lights and a Slow Unraveling — Porch Lights and a Slow Unraveling. The vampire judged the neighborhood's porch-light contest.
• The Owl Shift and Bubble-Wrap Knees — The Owl Shift and Bubble-Wrap Knees. The cemetery hired an owl for the night shift.

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