Dad Jokes

Inside this ranking: 30 headline-making yachts, following the source's published order and reported estimates. Prices can change and should be read as editorial estimates rather than live appraisals.

• Joke 1: Why did the calendar bring a ladder to breakfast? — Joke 1: Why did the calendar bring a ladder to breakfast?. Why did the calendar bring a ladder to breakfast?
• Joke 2: I taught my backpack to tell jokes. — Joke 2: I taught my backpack to tell jokes.. I taught my backpack to tell jokes.
• Joke 3: What did the patient pencil say to the sharpener? — Joke 3: What did the patient pencil say to the sharpener?. What did the patient pencil say to the sharpener?
• Joke 4: Why was the lamp excellent at giving directions? — Joke 4: Why was the lamp excellent at giving directions?. Why was the lamp excellent at giving directions?

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